i’m not going outside this summer so pale blogs will reblog my selfies
(via oncemoreforluck)
no but seriously england cannot deal with extreme weather
| england when its foggy: | oh man i cant see a thing better drive 90mph |
| england when its snowing: | wtf whats this whats going on clOSE EVERYTHING DOWN better drive really fast and crash lol |
| england when its rly hot: | quick hose pipe ban lol nvm lets all go out and get sunstroke |
| england when theres high winds: | why is there a tree in my house where did it come from holy shit its chilly today |
| england when it rains: | perfect |
| england when it rains: | everything is normal again |
| england when it rains: | i am soggy |
| england when it rains: | i hate this god damn weather |
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
(via whiskersonkittensx)
When I was
a young boy
my father
took me into the city
to see a marching band
he said ‘son don’t get too attached to this band because bands break up and you will cry’
(Source: phanpiremoney, via badboy-halfbrother)
